Friday, May 31, 2013

The Invention of Staff Fracking


Many things have been invented in Toronto, but this year we can add a new item to the list. I'm going to call it "Staff Fracking".

The technique with this similar to normal shale gas fracking where you inject water at high pressure into rocks until they shatter and the pressure forces gas to the surface, except here you inject lots of scandalous hot air then increase the pressure until senior staff start streaming out.

It appears to be rather effective, judging by the constant stream of ex-city hall workers it's generating

Living in Toronto right now is akin to the fabled curse "May you live in interesting times".